ridic as frick

being here is familiar but wrong, like a hazy recurring dream you can’t wake up from, while being there is different but right, like a life you’ve always known and loved living even if you haven’t, and this is a supremely weird feeling that can be summed up by saying i need to go back enough times that i’ll eventually end back there and everything will be right again


i was the leader of a girl gang from the 90s


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cosmo tip #889


he still likes homestuck? jesus christ. jesus fucking christ. its 2014. not even expertcosmotips is funny anymore. all we have is a fucking elf from runescape with a halo sound clip and screenshots of ctrl+alt+del


where is my doll prince

nevermind he came on skype literally as i posted this

where is my doll prince

my conversational style around family members is casually talking and joking about gender and sexuality in very subtle ways to find out where exactly they stand on these issues without directly asking and it’s worked out pretty well so far


Prince Robot IV in action!Costume by ContagiousVideo Footage by Distractotron


Prince Robot IV in action!

Costume by Contagious
Video Footage by Distractotron

i’m home safe but

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perhaps the real friendships all along were the friends we made along the way





perhaps the friends we made along the way were inside you the whole time

perhaps the friends inside us along the way were the real magic the whole time

perhaps the only thing magic needed to do was believe

Perhaps our magic friends only needed to believe in our insides.

so my flight got delayed an hour and twenty minutes later than it originally was, which is totally understandable to me, but there is an old american veteran who is going to write them a very angry letter when he gets home because he thinks his flight delays are the airport deliberately cancelling his flights and treating him like scum just because he’s a veteran

meanwhile i spent fifteen non-refundable dollars on a tiny sandwich that i ended up having to throw out anyway all because i wanted to find out how much the macarons were (17 for 8, because apparently macarons are either rare as shit, extremely difficult to produce, or just traditionally overpriced for some reason)

so that’s how my day is going so far


shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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